Quieren narajas? The Orange Vato gots what you need. Why shop at
Safeway or Food Max when you can get two bags of oranges for 5 dollars. Yeah the the skin is really thick on these things, and they're covered with pesticides, but other than that these oranges are great. The Orange Vato sets ups shop at the best corners in the barrio. Freeway entrances, freeway exits, the middle of a busy intersection, it don't matter, the Orange Vato will stop traffic and run up to your car window so you don't have to get out and risk getting ran over. Orange Vato has been ran over a few times. That's why he's all cross-eyed and chueco...but no one can hustle more oranges than him.