Peloquero:
Peloquero is the official Homies barber (Peloquero). Having honed his skills
while being the personal barber for Carlos Caca Molinar, the head of a huge
Latin American drug cartell, ...Peloquero is in now in hiding. The Feds and DEA
have broken up the cartel and the various heads are now on trial. The Feds
want Peloquero to testify against them, because they figure as Carlos`s
barber, he knows a lot of incriminating information.
Peloquero would never testify because he knows that would be suicide. He knew
the business he was in. He used to fly in private jets, roll around in
private stretch limos, party down with Carlos the Caca on his private
yacht...all this while always in the company of an endless supply of fine babes. He looked the other way as Carlos dealt his caca all over the North Central and South American continents. He figured he was innocent of any wrong...he wasn`t a dealer... just a barber. Problem is that Carlos now wants him dead. Nothing
personal...he always liked Peloquero...its just business. He`s afraid the Feds
will turn him and make him a snitch.
So Peloquero is hiding out in the Barrio from both the feds and the cartell.
He pays his bills by cutting hair for the Homies. Most of the Homies know his
past and like to tease him about it. Worm uses his past to get free haircuts.
He threatens to rat him out if he doesn`t give him freebies. Peloquero tells
the other Homies that one day his scissors are gonna slip and Worm is gonna
have a haircut accident.
Lil Chino: Lil Chino is a champion kick-boxer orginally from Nicaragua. He
is totally loked out and will fight anyone, any size, and in any arena. He
enters every ultimate no holds barred fighting tournament he can. He`s taken on
boxers, crazy bikers, big nightclub bouncers, huge cornfed rednecks from the
mountains, Chinese Japaneese and Korean martial Artists, wrestlers, Thai kick
boxers, ninjas and even a pissed of Budhist Monk and a Sumo wrestler. Lil Chino
fears no one! But he has to get his fade on...so he looks good in the ring. And
no one does it like El peloquero.
Oh yeah...by the way...Palequero is gay...just deal with it...the Homies do.
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