Peloquero

 
 

 

 
 
 


Peloquero:
Peloquero is the official Homies barber (Peloquero). Having honed his skills while being the personal barber for Carlos Caca Molinar, the head of a huge Latin American drug cartell, ...Peloquero is in now in hiding. The Feds and DEA have broken up the cartel and the various heads are now on trial. The Feds want Peloquero to testify against them, because they figure as Carlos`s barber, he knows a lot of incriminating information.

Peloquero would never testify because he knows that would be suicide. He knew the business he was in. He used to fly in private jets, roll around in private stretch limos, party down with Carlos the Caca on his private yacht...all this while always in the company of an endless supply of fine babes. He looked the other way as Carlos dealt his caca all over the North Central and South American continents. He figured he was innocent of any wrong...he wasn`t a dealer... just a barber. Problem is that Carlos now wants him dead. Nothing personal...he always liked Peloquero...its just business. He`s afraid the Feds will turn him and make him a snitch.

So Peloquero is hiding out in the Barrio from both the feds and the cartell. He pays his bills by cutting hair for the Homies. Most of the Homies know his past and like to tease him about it. Worm uses his past to get free haircuts. He threatens to rat him out if he doesn`t give him freebies. Peloquero tells the other Homies that one day his scissors are gonna slip and Worm is gonna have a haircut accident.

Lil Chino: Lil Chino is a champion kick-boxer orginally from Nicaragua. He is totally loked out and will fight anyone, any size, and in any arena. He enters every ultimate no holds barred fighting tournament he can. He`s taken on boxers, crazy bikers, big nightclub bouncers, huge cornfed rednecks from the mountains, Chinese Japaneese and Korean martial Artists, wrestlers, Thai kick boxers, ninjas and even a pissed of Budhist Monk and a Sumo wrestler. Lil Chino fears no one! But he has to get his fade on...so he looks good in the ring. And no one does it like El peloquero.

Oh yeah...by the way...Palequero is gay...just deal with it...the Homies do.