Tortuga

 
 

 

 
 
 


Tortuga is a homie with a bit of a bad posture. He has walked that way since he was a lil Vato. His mama used to tell him, "Straighten up! You look like a Tortuga (turtle)! He even crawled like a turtle. He was this litlle ball of a baby with a head that just swiveled around on his neck. He rarely even moved and would only eat lettuce and water. I think that because he never ate Meat or Milk products his bones never developed properly. Or maybe it's because God just wanted to make him look like a turtle!